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« on: Oct 16th, 2010, 10:57pm »
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Who Would Use This Service...


 
...PORN STARS??...
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« Reply #1 on: May 5th, 2012, 10:40pm »
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If Your Chardonnay Tastes A Little Funny...

 
...Then you must be imbibing at...


 
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« Reply #2 on: May 5th, 2012, 10:44pm »
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HURRY ON DOWN TO "H" MART...if you enjoy being violated AND paying a minimal fee for it!!
 
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« Reply #3 on: May 5th, 2012, 10:48pm »
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Is That Anything Like Multi-Plex?...OR IS IT SOME SORT OF VARIETY STORE TYPE BROTHEL?
 
 
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« Reply #4 on: May 5th, 2012, 10:52pm »
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More Effective Than The Electric Fence...

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« Reply #5 on: May 6th, 2012, 8:12am »
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Cheesy
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« Reply #6 on: May 11th, 2012, 10:55pm »
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Folgers keeps me AND my truck running...!

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« Reply #7 on: May 12th, 2012, 9:46am »
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Jaegermeister works too!  
 
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« Reply #8 on: May 13th, 2012, 11:16pm »
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*GUFFAW!!*
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« Reply #9 on: May 14th, 2012, 10:32pm »
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What an ass!  Cheesy
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« Reply #10 on: May 16th, 2012, 11:39pm »
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Pika-homer...


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« Reply #12 on: May 17th, 2012, 11:03pm »
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on May 17th, 2012, 9:43pm, CreepyOldGuy wrote:

 
UH OH!!! LOL!!!
 
 
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« Reply #13 on: May 21st, 2012, 11:50pm »
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Shocked DESK FAN!! Get Down From There!!!

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